Yes, that's right, we know what's happened to Ms. Holmquist.
Here is a quote from Ms. Berkson, one of the other P.E. teachers here at JLS: "Last week, she was at a conference, which was why you could still sometimes see her around. It seems this week, she called in sick. I'm sure she's fine though. She will be back on Monday."
She's fine. That's what every teacher says when you ask. This all seems a bit suspicious. We have no idea what conference she was attending last week, or whether or not she is actually sick this week. What makes matters even weirder, is her sub notes are HAND WRITTEN! How does she get these sub notes to school without getting on the school campus, we have no idea.
A few of our reporters have something to say about this:
"Something is fishy. There's no way the other P.E. teachers would know that she would be back on Monday", says one.
We have reporters in Ms. Holmquist's classes, and this is what they have to say:
"Ms. Holmquist has been gone for a while. We play pig ball in class now, which is sooo BORING. Even before she called in sick or had that conference thing, she just played these cringy DVDs with workouts on them. They must've been from 1999!"
We'll have more updates coming soon when we get them. This is the JLS Post.
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